Teasing the Muse
ArtsNow
Edmonds Community College
Saturday, February 21, 2015
10:00 am - 5:00 pm
Can't get started writing your fiction or non-fiction? Are you stuck on a page? Sign up for this workshop to incite your muse and end writers' block. Interactive exercises will put you at ease and let the words flow. Simply put, this class works. Bring a brown bag lunch.
For more information: www.edcc.edu/ulearn
Phone: 425-640-1243
Email: ulearn.artsnow@edcc.edu or catalexander@yahoo.com
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